New Oreo Alert

“Sippin’ on some siz-erp, sip, sippin’ on some,sip!” Some of you reading this article might be a little too young to remember Three 6 Mafia and UGK’s 1999-recorded classic, “Sippin On Some Syrup,” but that’ll be the jam I’ll be rapping to myself as I gobble up Oreo’s latest limited-edition fall flavor: Maple Creme. 

Alright, you don’t have to state the obvious—I won’t be able to literally sip the sweet syrup flavored filling off the cookie, nor is it the actual euphoria-inducing substance the song talks about.  I will be in a little trance off its creamy goodness though. 

Maple cookies aren’t really a thing here in the states, but they surely are raved about in good ol’ Canada. I trust my friendly Canadians so if they’re telling me that it’s fire, then the famed cookie brand has hit the jackpot with its forthcoming flavor. I mean, we already know how it enhances our enjoyment of pancakes, waffles, and (clears throat) I’ll just keep it PG here. 

According to Hypebeast, Nabisco is planning to release Oreo’s Maple Creme cookie on my birthday month: September (Virgos stand up!). How do you think it’ll taste?

Oreo's Creamalicious Lip Balm

Damn, who knew Oreo could be so cheeky?! We’re already enticed to lick off its signature filling and soon we’ll have the option of literally applying the scent of the cookie’s delicious cream on our lips (French kisses will never be the same).

In collaboration with Taste Beauty, the “Stuf,” chapstick is the bestselling cookie company’s first venture into the beauty industry.  Besides Stuf, Oreo plans on releasing a number of limited edition items for a month ahead of National Oreo Day on March 6th.  Keep your eyes peeled and lips pouted because the only way to receive the creme-scented lip balm is by entering a contest on Oreo’s site on February 4th.

While you’re waiting on your chance to cop the very rare Oreo x Taste Beauty ‘Stuf’ lip moisturizer, enjoy 112’s legendary seductive single “Peaches and Cream.” (just imagine the word “Oreo” in front it).